"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."

"'Coolidge is dead' 'How could they tell?"

"This is on me."

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

"The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism."

"Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses."

"A woman should never be trusted with money."

"Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend."

"First you imitate, then you innovate."

"Never think that God's delays are God's denials. Hold on; hold fast; hold out. Patience is genius."

"I am the lizard king. I can do anything."

"Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough."