"'Coolidge is dead' 'How could they tell?"

"If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit suprised."

"I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid."

"I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it."

"Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves."

"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."

"The truth is the kindest thing we can give folks in the end."

"Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect."

"Nothing would disgust me more, morally, than receiving an Oscar."

"The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves."

"When you were quite a little boy, somebody ought to have said ``hush'' just once."

"In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable."