"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The devil made me do it."

"As the old proverb says 'Like readily consorts with like.'"

"Every once in a while, take the scenic route."

"Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often turn up where the kings don't expect them to be."

"The closer you are to your money, the better off you'll be."

"What I know for sure is that what you give comes back to you."

"Big thinking precedes great achievement."