"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"What you see is what you get."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The devil made me do it."

"Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in the Post Office."

"He will give the devil his due."

"I could have gone on flying through space forever."

"Eliminating what is not wanted or needed is profitable in itself."

"A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles."

"Walking is also an ambulation of mind."