"Happiness is in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort."

"A reasonable probability is the only certainty."

"Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness, no delay, no procrastination; never put off till tomorrow what you can do today."

"A man does not sin by commission only, but often by omission."

"Poetry is the language in which man explores his own amazement."

"If we have need of a strong will in order to do good, it is still more necessary for us in order not to do evil."

"Love thy neighbor, but pull not down thy hedge."

"Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions."

"A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar."

"It is better to have dreamed a thousand dreams that never were than never to have dreamed at all."

"How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?"

"One of the advantages of being a captain is being able to ask for advice without necessarily having to take it."