"Hypocrisy is the vaseline of political intercourse."

"A well-balanced person has a drink in each hand."

"You get married at twenty, you're going to be shocked who you're living with at thirty."

"The tragic mistake of so many in the environmentalist movement is the belief that the rest of the world can afford to hold itself to our expensive green standards."

"We are drowning in information and starved for knowledge."

"LA needs the cleansing of a great disaster or founding of a barricaded commune."

"We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality."

"For every man shall bear his own burden,"

"The greatest mistake a man can make is to be afraid of making one."

"If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old."

"Disney, of course, has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor, he just tears him up."

"Only the wise possess ideas; the greater part of mankind are possessed by them."