"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."

"Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there?"

"The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there."

"All American cars are basically Chevrolets."

"Go and wake up your luck."

"Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking or his writing."

"That's a damned lie! We must die anyway."

"The best weapons against the infamies of life are courage, wilfulness and patience. Courage strenthens, wilfulness is fun and patience provides tranquility."

"People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion."

"Have patience awhile; slanders are not long-lived. Truth is the child of time; erelong she shall appear to vindicate thee."