"Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits."

"Faith, as well intentioned as it may be, must be built on facts, not fiction--faith in fiction is a damnable false hope."

"The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will interest her or his patients in the care of the human frame, in a proper diet, and in the cause and prevention of disease."

"There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the labor of thinking."

"Many of life's failures are those who didn't know how close they were to success when they gave up."

"Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless."

"Be not forgetful to entertain strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares."

"The quality of an individual is reflected in the standards they set for themselves."

"A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid."

"You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do."

"Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved."

"Great part of being a grownup, you never have to do anything."