"The shepherd drives the wolf from the sheep's throat, for which the sheep thanks the shepherd as his liberator, while the wolf denounces him for the same act as the destroyer of liberty."

"What is conservativism? Is it not the aherence to the old and tried against the new and untried?"

"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time."

"No matter how much cats fight there always seem to be plenty of Kittens."

"When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run."

"Quarrel not at all. No man resolved to make the most of himself can spare time for personal contention."

"Animals do not admire each other. A horse does not admire its companion."

"Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend; And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry [economy]."

"Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport."

"Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy."

"There are times when one would like to end the whole human race, and finish the farce."

"'T is better to be lowly born, And range with humble livers in content, Than to be perked up in a glistering grief, And wear a golden sorrow."