"PUSH, n. One of the two things mainly conducive to success, especially in politics. The other is Pull."

"No more important duty can be urged upon those who are entering the great theater of life than simple loyalty to their best convictions."

"Citizens, did you want a revolution without revolution?"

"Fear is a great motivator."

"Accept that all of us can be hurt, that all of us can - - and surely will at times -- fail. I think we should follow a simple rule: if we can take the worst, take the risk."

"Real charity doesn't care if it's tax-deductible or not."

"Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college."

"The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything."

"Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right."

"There comes a time when a man must spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats."