"When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it and didn't inhale and never tried it again."

"Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea."

"Remind me to write an article on the compulsive reading of news. The theme will be that most neuroses can be traced to the unhealthy habit of wallowing in the troubles of five billion strangers."

"J.P Morgan, when asked what the stock market will do, replied,"

"To compare is not to improve."

"Many things are worse than defeat,and compromise with evil is one of them."

"If a man defrauds you one time, he is a rascal; if he does it twice, you are a fool."

"The least deviation from truth will be multiplied later."

"If someone offers to furnish a sure test, ask what the test was which made the sure test sure."

"Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces up, and snow is exhilarating; there is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather."

"You don't have to be noisy to be effective."

"It might be said that Lord Rosebery outlived his future by ten years and his past by more than twenty."