"Successful people are very lucky. Just ask any failure."

"Thats why I was running the debugger, I didn't want it to crash."

"Truth I have no trouble with, it's the facts I get all screwed up."

"There are words which sever hearts more than sharp swords; there are words the point of which sting the heart through the course of a whole life."

"The key to gainful employment is creating a work environment and filing system too complex to train a new person on. Competency gets you work. Confusion keeps you employed."

"Look for strengths in people, not weakness; for good, not evil. Most of us find what we search for."

"I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country."

"Never stop learning; knowledge doubles every fourteen months."

"Run to meet the future or it's going to run you down."

"Today the real test of power is not capacity to make war but capacity to prevent it."

"It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

"We owe a deep debt of gratitude to Adam, the first great benefactor of the human race: he brought death into the world."